HORSE-W-TWO TALES

This blog is designed for people that have a life that involves a horse of any kind, meaning these people live and breath with the idea of me and my horse is the real deal. Many people in this world still rely on the equine partner in crime Yes there still is the cowboy and his horse that rides off into the sunset.

Barrel horses and theres the show horse and the race horse and most of all there's still the back yard horse that was rode once a month. We now have a blog where a equine owner can tell one tell all of its many tales that have happened in there (meaning rider/owner/horse which ever it may be) life time travels.Yes were going to tell the world why the cowboy rode out into the sunset and why everyone else rode out into the sunset and it wasn't because of the sunset! (there was a reason!) Knowing that these stories should be told and remembered and thats why Horse-W-Two Tales has started this blog that will tell the world and all the world the stories of laughter, sadness or just stories that are hard to believe and how much love is put into these horses.What Horse-W-Two Tales wishes to do is inform all viewers and writers please be aware that in time a list of top stories shall be published on the web about the best sunset stories. Question? Did your story ride out to the sunset? Is your story some thing the world needs to know? Does your equine deserve the right to be famous ya ya and ya! or is it nay nay. Lets let the viewer decide who gets the Riding Off In The Sunset Award. A donation shall be made to all equine researchers as well as mental exam for the rider and owner/

Were going to start off with story about someone called Buck who thought his future was to be a jockey, but little did he knew what he was getting himself into. This story is true, only once being around a horse way back when he was about 10 years old and about 3 ft and 30 lbs. Buck climbed into the paddock and this horse began chasing him around the paddock around and around (Stallion). Buck kept running away with a banana in his hand. Buck finally turned around throwing the banana at the horse Buck thought the horse wanted the banana. The horse then bit Buck in the fore head and took the banana and walked away well Buck at that point had little if no interest in a horse. Later a week or so his uncle then decided to buy two donkeys (So much for the equine horse) anyways Buck had a sister and uncle decided Buck and his sister were going to ride them. This happens next to a two lane hwy in front of Bucks uncles business, so Buck and his sister jumped up on these two donkeys well guess what, Bucks on this donkeys back watching his sisters donkey going at it bucking and spinning and farting (don't think he was broke) O Buck he's watching this shit happen and thinks this shit ant't going to happen to me so Buck bales off and the two donkeys are hauling ass loose down the hwy. Uncle see's all this shit happening and comes running out to the rescue. Ya right now these two jackass's are heading faster down the hwy. So what's uncle going to do? Ah uncle spots an old ice cream truck driving by you know the kind that had sliding doors on each side like a ups truck but was smaller you know a old fashion ice-cream truck. Anyhow uncle grabs a rope calls the ice-cream truck over and jumps in, the driver asks what are you doing? Uncle reply's were going to go rope those two jackass's and away they went off in the sunset got the rope swinging in the air getting tangled up on everything ice- cream flying every where. Sure enough 4 hrs later here comes the ice-cream truck my uncle with a smile on his face and one jack-ass's tied on each side of the ice-cream truck. This is Bucks 1st of two encounters with some type of equines in two weeks.
So at this time and place it appears that Buck has ended his future career as a jockey but wait next week chapter 1 begins and you'll find out about Bucks 30 year jockey travels.